Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
