I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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