found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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