I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I don't deserve a penis
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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