The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
