Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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