So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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