in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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