next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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