One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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