I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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