I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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