so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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