was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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