that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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