You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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