I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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