my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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