You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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