Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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