That's when you crack a 10am beer
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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