what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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