i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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