I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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