i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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