If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Non-Jews are for practice
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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