Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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