I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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