I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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