Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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