And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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