How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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