after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Green mimosas i think yes
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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