you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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