Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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