just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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