I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
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Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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