I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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