Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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