and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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