forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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