Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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