There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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