"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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