i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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