no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
