I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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