she woke up with a sticky ear
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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