Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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