You're my little dorito
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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