Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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