love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Randomize
