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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.

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(904): View more from Florida

I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.

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(404): View more from Georgia

to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy

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(416): View more from Ontario

He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.

(336): View more from North Carolina

"people in the room" being me.

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(765): View more from Indiana

He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.

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(812): View more from Indiana

gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar

(219): View more from Indiana

I need you to use more vowels.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.

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